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prettygoeswithanything:

t-e-x-a-s-b-e-l-l-e:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

she’s such a role model 

YESSS! EVeryone should stop shopping at this terrible place! Who’s with me!?

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i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

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auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

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